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Just Leave the Dishes | “Granny's Notes” | My First 84 Years |
Uncle Manuel bought ice skates out of seas... By Sue Gerard First published in Columbia Daily Tribune on 1995-08-29 Uncle Manuel bought ice skates out of season and resold them in winter by
putting a sign in his lawn announcing, “Ice skates for sale or trade.” After
his death, his skates were sold at auction, with his other personal property,
on a sultry August day. They were displayed as matched pairs, clean and neatly
hanging over a wooden fence. There were hockey skates, racing skates, figure
skates, antique skates, new skates still in boxes -- skates for all sizes of
feet. And there were double-runner skates for tots, old-time Keen Kutter clamp
skates and one pair with leather at the heels, like the ones Joe Garity gave
me when I was 10 years old.
“How much for the skates?” the auctioneer asked. No answer. “How much for
choice pair? Take as many as you want.” Still no response. “One with the
privilege, how much?” Silence. Since these skates had belonged to a relative,
I thought it well to start the bidding. “Five dollars.” Nobody else raised
that bid so I chose six pairs of various sizes, for our grandchildren. The
auctioneer chanted on, and there were no takers at any price. Then he said,
“Look, folks, I have to sell them. How much for the whole batch -- all of the
ice skates?” No bids. No one wanted skates on that hot summer day, at any
price! I asked myself, “What in the world would anyone do with all of those
skates?”
Pondering that, I recalled that kids outgrow their skates every year and in
some winters, there’s not enough ice to warrant the expense of new skates.
Like uncle Manual, I had occasionally bought good skates for a dollar or two
per pair, just to have them to lend to guests, friends, 4-H members and
others. When ice thickens, my phone rings. “Do you have any skates to fit so
and so?” I say, “Come and try them on.” When our son, Walt, owned the bike
shop, he’d buy, trade and sell ice skates, but natural ice isn’t safe for
skating some years, so it wasn’t a very profitable venture. The auctioneer’s
voice droned on, “Bid something, anything.” Suddenly I heard my weak voice
say, “five dollars,” and the man pleaded for $6. Then, “Sold, to Sue Gerard
for five dollars.”
Strangers stared, my husband frowned in disgust and friends asked, “What in
the world will you do with all of those skates? Walt drove the pickup truck
close to that fence full of skates and began to load my sale bargain. I
counted as Walt and bystanders tossed skates into the truck -- 180 pairs of
ice skates! It was a rounded pickup load, and I have a picture to prove it!
That winter I gave skates to adults and children at Olivet Church, neighbors,
friends, Amish children and 19 pairs to a 4-H group for their garage sale. I
had reserved enough pairs to supply our own family as feet grew through the
years. And there are still about 40 pairs stored away. When winter comes, I’ll
offer the rest to our grandchildren. All seven of them are teenagers, needing
spending money. Perhaps, like uncle Manuel, they’ll put a sign up some real
cold day. “Ice skates for sale.” |
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